Arrovo

Naalala ko ang sinabi ng anak ko:

Pampanga Representative Juan Miguel "Mikey" Arroyo, roared with his own denial and a threat of legal action against his accuser.

"I am not the Lion King, but he (Garcia) must be the Liar King."

Confessed “jueteng” bagman Richard Garcia's allegations at a Senate hearing linking government officials, politicians and senior police officers to the illegal numbers game also sparked vigorous denials from the others he had tagged.

Sikat talaga kaming mga puppet. 'Tamo kahit sa Liong King Broadway version, gumamit din sila ng mga puppets?

Pwede ba ako ang orig 'no? Di ko ginagaya si Chaka Doll, no? Sabi ng iba magkamukha kami. Magkasingtangkad siguro, pero magkamukha, no way, 'no?

p.s.

Akin si Imaw.

Ayoko nang maglaro ng Text Twsit kung ganito rin lang ang makikita ko.

Pinagpipilitan talaga na magnanakaw daw ako. Hmp.

So what is the theory, that the president is taunting the Filipino people by leaving clues that she is a “robber” on banknotes? In two languages? Meanwhile monetary officials are colluding in her devilish scheme. You know what, I would never have thought of that. I can see why the minority bloc wanted to hold a press conference to explain its detective work to the world.

As Congressman Supplico says darkly ““A simple ‘I’m sorry’ should not make this a closed book.” Quite right. The more I think about this so-called “mistake” the more sinister it becomes.

Picture from this site.

Hindi ko anak si Mikey Arroyo, yung gobernador. Baka sabihin pa ninyo, political dynasty na naman, 'no? Porky naging presidente ang tatay ko?

Pero si May-K Arrovo, anak ko yan. May movie nga siya eh. Hari ng Sablay. Panoorin nyo, ha? Baka kasi sabihin pa ng iba dyan, wala na syang K sa pulitika, sablay pa sya sa takilya, no?

I told you I was legal. And I still am. Read the Philippine Star article. It says the 100 peso bills I signed are legal tender. I am the real president. Even if I'm just a puppet.

While BSP has announced that the misspelled bills are still considered legal tender, those in possession are not likely to let go of them due to the anticipation that these bills will soon become a collector’s item. Already, people reportedly are offering as much as P150 for one bill. The numismatic Spy-Ring told us that even international collectors have been making inquiries. Because of the nasty comments about the misspelled "Arrovo" sounding like "robó" which means "steal" in Spanish, word is the "Arrovo" bill will soon be rubbed out. Arriba, Arrovo, Aruba? Sounds French to us!

Nasa eBay Australia at Philippines na siya. Bid for it here, here and here.